BEAU PAPA ET MOI – Ludovik

BEAU PAPA ET MOI – Ludovik

November 8, 2019 100 By Sebastian Fry


Oh here you are! Hi you Ludovikos, this is Ludovik. I hope you’re doing good, it’s been a long time! Hi, how are you? I’m too nice for my own good Take everything, son Thanks, that’s very kind Today I’m going to answer one of your comments I’m going to answer Stephanie78 who says “Are you married?” To answer this question I first need to tell you about the day I met my father-in-law Today’s the big day
I’m meeting Noemi’s dad for the first time Shit that’s true, you’ve never met him! Be careful, you can’t afford to make a mistake If he feels shocked or humiliated he’ll never give his daughter away Yes, but I’m planning on impressing him First I’m inviting him to a really classy restaurant With a very expensive menu and awesome food It’ll give us the opportunity to get to know each other Then, bowling To share a real bonding moment OMG Ludovik, it’d be fantastic to throw a strike with your father-in-law! And then we’re picking Noemie up at her gym class And that’s where I’ll pop the question! Alright, I’m off now! You’re going to be perfect! Hurry up baby Yes I’m right here honey Fuck I’m stressed You look really good in this Just be really careful not to shock or humiliate my dad Okay Dad! Noemie! Young man… Potato! Sorry! I apologize. I meant “Nice to meet you”. I’m Ludovik. Welcome. Okay boys, I’ll leave you to it I know you’ve got a very busy day Have a great time! Why don’t they give me a menu, Ludovik? Do they want to shock or humiliate me? No, no, no. Here they have a daily set menu depending on the chef’s mood Right Right Tagliatelle with grilled pistachios to shell on a bed of cheese cubes to peel served with a coconut Ludovik, do they want to shock… Dad-in-law, look! A terrorist attack behind you! Enjoy your meal Dad-in-law Thank you Ludovik But to be honest I’m not very hungry This morning I ate a lobster as big as this! Let’s leave then Sir, my father-in law and I would like the check please Wait, you are father and son-in-law? Yes Follow me For generations, every father and son-in-law who has had lunch here has added a card to the house of cards of friendship With this new card they seal their own bond and strengthen that of those who, before them, helped erect this centenarian structure And I suppose… Dad-in-law, would you do the honors? The inventor of this tradition must have been a shocking and humiliating person Yes but it wasn’t me So I suggest we go home, sit in front of Netflix and drink water with a straw, alright? Hadn’t you said something about bowling? So I’d like one lane for two but only one pair of shoes Are you fucking kidding me?! D’you want me to fucking kill you? No one gets there without shoes okay?! Hurry up Ludovik, I want to hit the track! Well, one lane for two… And two pairs of shoes please What size the second pair? 4 It suits me perfectly Well Dad-in-law, I know you are a person of great integrity And demanding too But this strike is dedicated to your daughter Because she was able to see in me… Fuck Wow strike yoohoo! Dad-in-law I’m so sorry I did everything I could to make this day perfect Not shocking, not humiliating… You know what? What? I had a fantastic day Let’s go back to my daughter I think you have something to ask her Okay, remember next week gym starts at 10.30 and not at 10 Thanks everybody, class is over, you were great But before you go, one last fun exercise Trapeze workshop, right here Any volunteers? No So Ludovik don’t worry Trapeze is easy as pie First you swing Then you throw yourself forward And you catch your partner’s hands okay? Okay Go! Noemie, I wanted to talk to you I have something to ask you From the first day I met you… err Love… err… marriage proposal… I understand But now you’ll have to meet Mum But don’t worry You’ll see She’s Dad’s total opposite Hello English subtitles by the beautiful Séverine Decolasse Subscribe please 🙂