Pink Panther Goes On A Game Show | 35 Minute Compilation | Pink Panther & Pals

Pink Panther Goes On A Game Show | 35 Minute Compilation | Pink Panther & Pals

February 1, 2020 0 By Sebastian Fry


(cheers and applause) WELCOME TO THE SUPER,
MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW! WHO’S GONNA PLAY
OUR GAME TODAY? YOU, THAT’S WHO!
THAT’S RIGHT. COME ON DOWN. (applause) YES, YOU! THIS IS YOUR
LUCKY DAY! I SAID THIS IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY. NOW COME ON DOWN. HEY, THANKS FOR
POPPING BY! (fizzing) BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW
TO FINISH YOUR
TASTY BEVERAGE, THEN WHO WILL WIN
OUR GRAND PRIZE? WELL, CHUCK,
OUR WINNER TODAY
WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF
PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE
POWER EXTREME, THE DELICIOUS
NUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK THAT WILL GIVE YOU
EXTREME VITALITY, POWERFUL ENERGY,
AND JUST A TOUCH
OF NAUSEA. YES, PICKLE POWER
WITH ITS MULTITUDE
OF USES WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE
A DREAM COME TRUE. (spurt) WHY NOT RELAX
AND ENJOY A GLASS WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME HANDLES ALL OF YOUR
TOUGH CLEANING CHORES? PICKLE POWER EXTREME,
IT’S PICKLEICIOUS. AVAILABLE AT ALL
REPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES. MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES,
BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES, AND SHOULD NOT BE
TAKEN WITH FOOD. ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME
AT YOUR OWN RISK. AND SHOULD NOT BE
TAK(squeals)OOD. CHUCK? I TAKE IT YOU’RE IN. GOOD! OH,
I ALMOST FORGOT. YOU’LL BE
GOING UP AGAINST… YOU KNOW HIM,
YOU MOCK HIM… IT’S EL DESTRUCTO! AND HIS MUCH
BRIGHTER SIDEKICK
EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (applause) LET’S PLAY. ROUND ONE. MANY GREAT SCHOLARS
HAVE BEEN PUZZLED BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM. ONE PLUS ONE
EQUALS WHAT? TAKE YOUR TIME,
CONTESTANTS. THIS IS A
TRICKY QUESTION. (laughs) EL DESTRUCTO
RINGS IN FIRST. WHAT IS
YOUR ANSWER, EL? (scrawling and murmuring) OH, NO, THAT IS
JUST SO WRONG. IT’S SLIME TIME! I LOVE THIS GAME. ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS! TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND, YOU MUST REMOVE
YOUR OPPONENT
FROM THAT PLATFORM. (air horn blows) AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING, EL DESTRUCTO’S BODY
HAS BECOME A
FINELY-TUNED MACHINE. JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS! DESIGNED TO DISTRACT
AND CONFUSE
HIS OPPONENT, HE CAREFULLY MOVES
IN TO DELIVER THE FINAL– OH, WAIT! WE’VE NEVER SEEN
THIS ONE BEFORE. THAT IS QUITE A FALL. (splat) THAT IS QUITE A FALL. ROUND THREE: PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA! OUR CONTESTANT
MUST STAY ON
HIS TOWER TO ADVANCE TO
THE NEXT ROUND. (electronic crackle) EL DESTRUCTO
WASTES NO TIME. LOOK AT THAT
COMBAT-TESTED
PRECISION. WHAT TECHNIQUE. WHAT STYLE. OUR CONTESTANT
SHOULD BE GIVING UP
RIGHT ABOUT NOW. OH, THAT CAME
OUT OF NOWHERE! ROUND FOUR. TREADMILL MAYHEM! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
MAKE IT TO THE
FINISH LINE ON A TRICYCLE
TO COMPLETE THE TASK. OH, AND WATCH OUT
FOR EL DESTRUCTO
AND EL DESTRUCTO, JR. (laughing) (air horn blows) THERE HE GOES,
AND THERE GOES
EL DESTRUCTO. THAT E-Z CHAIR’S
NOT GONNA MAKE
HIS LIFE ANY EASIER. AND HE BETTER
NOT START FEELING
TOO SAFE. EL DESTRUCTO
WANTS TO TIRE
THIS GUY OUT. AND HE’S NOT JUST
CLOWNING AROUND. HE’S AL-MOOSED
DONE HIM IN. THIS IS NOT
THE TIME TO BE
TOO PICKY, FOLKS. (laughs deliriously) SOMEONE PLEASE
STOP ME! NO, SERIOUSLY,
STOP ME! (springs) (cheers and applause) WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT
SURE MADE SHORT WORK OUT OF THIS
OBSTACLE COURSE. BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTO
HAS ONE MORE TRICK
UP HIS SLEEVE: AN ELEPHANT TOSS. OR SHOULD I SAY
AN ELEPHANT DROP? OUCH. ROUND FIVE. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE THE FIRST
TO EVER MAKE IT
THIS FAR! BUT ARE YOU
READY FOR THE
FINAL CHALLENGE? THE GAUNTLET! (audience gasps) (metallic clank) HA HA HA HA! (gulp) READY? GOOD! GO, GO, GO! LET’S SEE HOW
HE FARES AGAINST
THE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER! WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT, I WOULDN’T WANT
TO BE IN THE
CHALLENGER’S SHOES. FOR THOSE WITH
WEAK STOMACHS, NOW WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME
TO TURN AWAY. THIS IS ABOUT
TO GET UGLY. (explosion) (mechanical whirring) IT LOOKS LIKE
IT’S ALL OVER FOR OUR
COURAGEOUS CHALLENGER. BUT WAIT, IT’S THE OLD
CRAYON DUMMY TRICK! VERY CLEVER! THE CHALLENGER
HAS MADE IT
THIS FAR ON LUCK, BUT IT WILL TAKE
MORE THAN LUCK
FOR HIM TO GET PAST THE POOL OF PAIN. IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS. GUMBALLS? HERE’S JUNIOR! HE’S GONNA WISH THAT
HE STAYED WITH THOSE
MASTICATING CROCS NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTO
HAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON. (canon firing) DESTRUCTO IS SHOWING
NO MERCY TONIGHT. HE’S IN THE LANE… AND DRIVING
FOR THE BASKET. AND HERE’S JUNIOR
FOR THE ASSIST. (steam hisses) (laughs) THAT’S IT!
I CAN’T LOOK! (laughing) IT’S ALL OVER NOW
FOR OUR CHALLENGER. (cackling) ALL THOSE DREAMS
OF PICKLEADE NOW DASHED IN
THE ARENA OF ANGUISH. (alarm beeping) NOW DASHED IN
THE ARENA OF ANGUISH. WHAT? JUNIOR SEEMS TO
HAVE LOST POWER
TO THE SUIT. I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM
TO PLUG THAT THING
IN LAST NIGHT. (cheers and applause) WHAT’S THIS? (bell dings) WHAT’S THIS? NO ONE HAS EVER HIT
THE TARGET BEFORE! YOU’VE WON! (cheers and applause) I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WON. THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN. WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN? (wheels squeaking) (gulping) NO PICKLES WERE HARMED
DURING THE MAKING
OF THIS SHOW. (bleats) MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT. THE WORLD’S LAST
UNCONQUERED PEAK RISES MAJESTICALLY ABOVE
AN UNSPOILED WILDERNESS. MOUNTAINEERS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH ITS SUMMIT
FOR CENTURIES, BUT SCALING ITS ICY FACE HAS PROVEN TO BE A CHALLENGE. (alarm beeps) BUT STILL IT BECKONS, TOUCHING THE HEARTS
OF COURAGEOUS SPIRITS LIKE YOURSELVES– EAGER ADVENTURERS AND THRILL-HUNGRY EXPLORERS. WHAT DO YOU SAY? GOOD. LET’S GET STARTED. (laughter) WITH JUST A FEW
BASIC NECESSITIES… (whinnies) YOU’LL BE READY
TO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE MOUNT FORGET ABOUT IT
CAN THROW AT YOU. THE LIGHTER
AN EXPLORER’S LOAD, THE EASIER
THE CLIMBING WILL BE. IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE
A DEDICATED PARTNER WITH WHOM YOU CAN
TRADE OFF DUTIES SHOULD THE GOING GET ROUGH. (clattering) (laughs) YOU’VE REACHED BASE CAMP– A PLACE TO STOP,
TAKE STOCK, AND CONSIDER OPTIONS
FOR THE JOURNEY AHEAD. WHILE IT MAY BE TRUE
THAT A CLIMBER IS ONLY
AS GOOD AS HIS EQUIPMENT, SOMETIMES YOU ACTUALLY
HAVE TO USE YOUR HEAD FOR MORE THAN JUST
A HAT RACK. THIS IS THE TIME
WHEN YOUR CLIMBING BUDDY CAN TRULY BE
YOUR BEST FRIEND. (laughing) THE MOST BASIC TOOL
IN A MOUNTAINEER’S KIT IS HIS COIL OF ROPE. ITS USEFULNESS IN BRINGING
THE CLIMBER CLOSER
TO HIS ULTIMATE GOAL CANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED. (growling, clattering) (birds chirping) THE MOUNTAINEER’S MOTTO,
“NEVER GIVE UP,” HAS A SPECIAL
MEANING TO SOME, WHO SEEM NEVER TO KNOW
WHEN TO QUIT. BUT TRY, TRY,
AND TRY AGAIN, NO MATTER HOW IMPOSSIBLE
THE ODDS SEEM. MAN AND NATURE AS ONE. WHAT COULD BE
MORE INSPIRING? OR MORE RIDICULOUS? (laughs) (playing Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ BUT THE TENACIOUS CLIMBER
WILL BE REWARDED WHEN HE COMES
FACE-TO-FACE WITH SIGHTS THAT THE LESS-RUGGED
CAN ONLY IMAGINE. YOU CANNOT BUY
THIS TYPE OF FEELING, AND WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO? ANOTHER CREST… ANOTHER TEST… AND AN UNEXPECTED GUEST. (bleating) NATURE HAS GIFTED
ITS MOST AGILE CREATURES WITH THE TOOLS
TO EASILY CONQUER WHAT WOULD CONDEMN OTHERS
TO CERTAIN DOOM. (blows raspberry) ONLY FOOLS WOULD
ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THESE
REMARKABLE CLIMBERS. (whinnies) WITHOUT PERFECT BALANCE, RAZOR-SHARP FOCUS, AND A FINELY TUNED KNOWLEDGE TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, IT’S SOMETIMES BEST
TO LOOK FOR SMARTER, SAFER OPTIONS. (bleats) (both shivering) EXTREME COLD FRONTS
CAN MOVE IN
WITHOUT WARNING, DROPPING TO SUB-ZERO
TEMPERATURES AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE. (wind whistling) BUT A BREATH OF THAT
BITING MOUNTAIN AIR CAN PROVIDE AN EXPERIENCE
THAT CANNOT BE MATCHED
ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET. AH-CHOO! WHAT CAUSES THESE
SUDDEN SHIFTS IN CLIMATE
IN HIGH ELEVATION? EVEN THE EXPERTS
ARE BAFFLED. (bleats) DRIVING RAIN,
RAGING BLIZZARDS. TO ATTEMPT
TO UNDERSTAND IT
WOULD BE TO ATTEMPT TO UNRAVEL
THE VERY MYSTERY
OF NATURE ITSELF. (laughs) OKAY. WHERE WERE WE? SOMETIMES,
IT’S BEST TO LEAVE
THE BIG QUESTIONS TO THE BIGGER MINDS AND SIMPLY TAKE COVER
IN THE SAFE HAVENS
NATURE HAS PROVIDED. (creature roaring) (screaming) (growling) (creature roars) (roars) AT LAST, THANKS
TO PERSEVERANCE, PATIENCE, AND A DASH
OF DUMB LUCK, YOU’VE MADE IT. WELL, ALMOST. (bell rings) (bleating loudly) (rumbling) (screaming) (bleats) GOOD WORK, ADVENTURERS. YOUR WORLD WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME. EACH DAY THAT PASSES WILL LEAVE YOU
LONGING FOR ANOTHER
PERILOUS ADVENTURE, BECAUSE EVERY EXPLORER
BRINGS BACK WITH HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING
FROM THE NATURAL WORLD… (bleats) THAT WILL STAY WITH HIM… FOREVER. (screaming) (bleats) (branding iron sizzles) (horseshoe creaks) (clanking) (crickets chirping) (alarm clock ringing) (alarm stops) (crowing) (boing) (bright Western music) ♪ ♪ (doors crash) (smack) (doors flapping) (snoring, whistling) (flies buzzing) (mutters) (doors creak) (guitar music) ♪ ♪ (eye shade snaps) (snores) (snoring and whistling) (snaps) (snores) (sniffing) (snoring and whistling) (carrot crunching) (gulps) (whistling) (pants snap) (carrots crunching) (gulping) (whistles) WHOO-HOO! (neighing and laughing) (lips puckering) (mutters) (horseshoes clanging) (nail creaking) (clanks) (clanks) (crashes) (crashes) (feet tapping) (tapping) (wood crunches) (clangs) (neighs and laughs) (cinch creaking) (inhales) (sputtering) (exhales) (laughing) (cinch creaking) (sputtering) (exhales and inhales) (creaking) (saddle pops) (crashes) (air whistling) (thuds) (neighing and laughing) (pulley creaking) (apples crunching) MMM? (gulps) (metal clanks) (reins creaking) NNNH! UGH! (reins snap) (wall thuds) (laughs) (laughs) (knuckles crack) (tractor engine running) HMM? MM! (angry neighing) (reins snap) (angry neighing) (whistle) (sultry music) ♪ ♪ (whistles) (apple crunches) (gulps) YA-HA! YOO-HOO-HOO! (neighing) (laughing) (boing boing) HEE HEE, HEE HEE,
HEE HEE, HEE HEE! (Western-style
Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (classic Italian-style
Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ ♪ (tummy grumbling) (jackhammering) (splat) (crash) (wheezes) (tummy grumbling) (Italian accent) HELLO THERE! WELCOME TO
MAKE YOUR OWN
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU
VERY HAPPY IN THE TUMMY. BEFORE YOU MAKE THE PIZZA, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
PLENTY OF COUNTER SPACE. GOOD. NOW OPEN YOUR
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA KIT. USE FLOUR AND WATER
TO MAKE THE
PIZZA DOUGH. NEXT, TO MAKE
YOUR DOUGH RISE, OPEN THE YEAST
AND ADD HALF
OF ITS CONTENTS TO THE DOUGH. (rumbling sound) MAKE SURE YOU
DON’T USE
MORE THAN HALF. (vacuum cleaner running) TIME TO TURN
THE DOUGH INTO
PIZZA CRUST. FOR THE PERFECT SHAPE
AND THICKNESS, CAREFULLY LIFT THE DOUGH
WITH BOTH HANDS AND GIVE IT
A GOOD SPIN AS YOU TOSS IT
IN THE AIR. (birds chirping) AH! (camera shutter snapping) (sobbing) SAUCE IS THE
HEART AND SOUL OF YOUR HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. FOR A ZESTY
HOMEMADE SAUCE, CHOP A CLOVE OF GARLIC
AND ADD AN ONION
INTO A SKILLET. (sniffs) (gagging) NOW GET READY
FOR ONE OF
THE HAPPIEST DINING EXPERIENCES
OF YOUR LIFE. (sobbing) WHEN THINGS
START TO SIZZLE,
ADD A TOMATO. THE HAPPY CHEF
HAS PROVIDED YOU
WITH ONE. BUT TO BE SURE IT’S RIPE, HOLD IT UP
TO EYE LEVEL BUT TO BE SURE IT’S RIPE, GENTLY. A FRESH, RIPE
TOMATO IS FIRM AND HAS SOME SPRING TO IT. (onion sobbing) (happy music)
♪ ♪ (onion laughs) (laughing) WHEN YOU’RE SURE
YOUR TOMATO IS
RIPE AND FRESH, CRUSH IT INTO
YOUR FRYING PAN TO CAPTURE ITS FLAVOR. PUTTING THE SAUCE
ON A PIZZA IS AN ART FORM
ALL ITS OWN. SOME PIZZA CHEFS
USE A BUTTER KNIFE. OTHERS PREFER
THE BOTTOM OF
A SOUP LADLE. AS WITH ANY ART, EACH ARTIST MUST FIND
WHAT WORKS BEST. THE TRICK IS
TO SPREAD IT
NOT THIN BUT NOT TOO THICK AND EVEN ALL AROUND. TIME TO TOP OFF
YOUR MASTERPIECE WITH THE TOPPINGS– CHEESE. MUSHROOMS. SAUSAGE. (loud thwacks) (blows) AND WHATEVER ELSE
YOU LIKE. NOW PUT YOUR PIE
IN THE OVEN, SET YOUR TIMER,
AND GET READY
TO ENJOY. (yawns) (buzzer sounds) THE ONLY WAY YOU’RE NOT
A VERY HAPPY CHEF
RIGHT NOW IS IF YOU FORGOT
TO TURN ON THE OVEN. (laughs) BUT THE HAPPY CHEF’S
GOT JUST THE
THING FOR YOU. (rumbling) HOW’S THAT FOR CONVENIENCE? AHH! (skidding) (vacuum cleaner whirring) (sputtering sounds) (whizzing) (whirring) (crash, clattering) (whirring) (steam hissing) CONGRATULATIONS, PIZZA MAKER. THERE’S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO DO TO MAKE YOUR
PIZZA EXPERIENCE
COMPLETE. CLEAN UP. (chuckles) SERIOUSLY NOW… CLEAN UP! (birds chirping) (thud) (thud) (horns honking) (grunts) (laughs) (screams) HMM? (humming) AH! HA-HA! (grunts) (yelps) (electricity crackles) (string trimmer engine turns) (doll cries) (grunts) (screams) (string trimmer engine turns) (lawnmower engine starts) (screaming) (chuckles) (humming) (laughs) (screams) (horns honking) (laughs) (chuckles) (giggling) (laughs) (rumbling) AH! (giggles) (screams) AH! AH! AH! (screams) (grunting) (thud) (coughs) (scoffs) (giggles) (grunts) (laughs) (metal clanging
and machines whirring) (laughs) (screams) (crash) (grunts) (crying) (buzz sawing) (buzz sawing) (laughter)